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A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"
Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave
Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?
Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.
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Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."
"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"
-Don't drop the wallet
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1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
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a pussy so worn out and over used that it looks like a torn wallet or torn pocket
torn wallet pussy is the nastiest and sure sign of a whore
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When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex
when there was a rotten ham wallet.
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A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.
I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.
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