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When a video game is specifically designed to be played by popular youtubers or streamers. The developers of these games hope to make a large amount of money from the streamer's idiotic fanbase. They often don't try to make the game very fun or good in any way, and could most often times be considered shovelware.
Person 1: Hey doesn't goat simulator look great?
person 2: I think it looks about as good as surgeon simulator and they're both youtube bait.
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When read, reader usually dies a little inside.
Typical YouTube Comments:
U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...
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A word used to describe dicks in a youtube video to avoid demonetization from the almighty youtube demonetization bot. Term coined by Michael Reeves.
βAw fuck, I got demonetized again.β
βTold you to say YouTube buddies instead of dicks.β
βWhat the fuck is a YouTube buddy you crazy bastard?β
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A video Youtube puts out every year on December 6th. Over the years it's gotten worse, and this year, my God my eyes. Youtube think that featuring fortnite and not Pewdipie cool. Nice one Susan.
Guy 1: How did you go blind? Guy 2: Youtube Rewind 2018, too much cringe...
Youtube Rewind, all it had was fortnite, Lele Pons, Fortnite, oh, and did I say Fortnite?
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There are 4 types of YouTube comments:
1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.
2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.
3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality
4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.
Types of YouTube comments:
1. i like it.
2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie
3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite
4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL
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An unholy cesspool of poor grammar, misogyny, and trolling that has never been seen before. One of the main reasons of the term, "I've lost faith in humanity." Don't enter this place unprepared, lest you lose your sanity. Made even worse by the fact that there is a reply AND a comment ratings system, meaning those who actually bring something intelligent to talk about will be be berated for their opinion. Never has such a display of illiteracy and stupidity been given such a public promotion.
An example of the YouTube comments section:
IGN:
Omg Xbox sucs so much, ps4 is gooder than xbox, xbox players sucs
NBA:
Lebrick James sucks so much he the worst player ever floper crybaby
Any video about religion:
Omg Jesus is so fake anyone that believe in jesus is dum
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Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.
DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! πππππππ
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!
Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
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