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-a loving term that one significant other calls the other, mainly a girlfriend to a boyfriend.
-references an amazing boyfriend that any girl would be lucky to have
-"I love you Panda Bear."
-"Yup, he's my Panda Bear."
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A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!
Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
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Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.
That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!
"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."
> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"
The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.