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Get your male friend a girlfriend day.
Pick a male friend and hook him up with his crush.
Ryan: Hey Owen it’s May 26. You know what that means!
Owen: for the last time! I don’t like my twin brother!!
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National be a simp day. All guys have to absolutely simp out on any girl, a friend or a gf.
Be the biggest simp and treat her rightttt
“Ah it’s May 4, gotta simp hard today.”
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The day you beat the shit outta someone. Especially if their name is Tyler
Yo it’s May 31st let’s beat the shit outta Tyler
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National tell your crush you like them day
If you have a crush you have to tell them how you feel on this day. So go get your bae because your beautiful and you deserve them.
Omg it’s May 25th I have to tell Ariana I like her.
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A historic day of grief celebrated across America to commemorate the long lost hero, Harambe the gorilla. On May 28, Harambe was shot and killed.
May the terrors of May 28 never repeat themselves again.
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people born on May 27 are funny, nice, and dumb. if u r born this day, u r beautiful❤️💖💞
Did u know I was born on May 27?
No, I didnt!
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