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absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

by Naughtopus May 31, 2018


an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023


Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021


[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 2, 2009


Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

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Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 26, 2018


The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 27, 2019