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When in a bind and are at a loss for a quick explanation you perform a little "bathroom magic". i.e. a polite reference to pulling an answer out of your butt.
When John asked where I had been last night I had to perform a little bathroom magic.
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When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.
"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
The Mauston high school bathroom are known as the phone, juul, and art lounge where people draw dicks and faces on the walls or chill on your phone because of the dumb ass cell phone policy and then all the “intellectuals” that sit in the stalls hitting their juuls or hitting the bape you know, “those guys”
Mauston school bathrooms are defined as, where we hold cult meetings
Student 1: hey are you going to play that cod mobile in the bathroom
Student 2: hell yeah remember to bring your juul
Student 1: nah sorry i got it taken away
(Ps: for reasons so i do not get in trouble and i can make this statement i do not condone vaping underage and do not promote it this is for the meme)
Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil
Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you
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When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.
lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.
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When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
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A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."
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