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To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.
Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.
Leon: Bruh how do you do that?
Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.
Leon: Aye that’s my boy
a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.
Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.
Only real intellectuals know
LL: You know that song?
AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD
When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.
I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!
A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."
the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!
A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom
Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!