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Guys before fries means guys in a relationship are far more important to girls in a relationship. Because they have dicks and dicks are amazing. *hint* *hint girls*
Girl: guys before fries
Other girls: YES dicks are better
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Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.
phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
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Kissing homie before sleep is not gay. Its act of kindnes and friendship.
Homie 1: I am Kissing homie before sleep
Homie 2: Yo nigga that is gay as fuck
Homie 1: No it is not
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1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL
Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.
Girl 2: Oh, how was that?
Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian
Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.
Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".
"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.
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Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
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