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When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."
When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.
If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.
Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..
Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<
A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.
So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.