To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.
Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!
When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock
Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.
When you bust a nut for the first time!
General term for busting a nut
Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.
Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”
When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard
Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight
To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.
"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"
1. Fast stream of urine.
2. Wild stream of piss.
3.The act of pissing on someone for humor or discipline.
" 'My bitch is out of line!'
'Dude, give her the Ammonia Blast'"
The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"