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The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
Person 1: Oh no! My last bite from this burger is all bread!
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
Niggas who type shit and it doesn't make any fucking sense what so ever.
Burger Langauge Examples
”This Yg all does is make fat jokes”
"You ahhh stupid bihh shii nigga”
ᴴᴼᵂ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱ ᴮᵁᴿᴳᴱᴿ ᴸᴬᴺᴳᵁᴬᴳᴱ
• This language basically makes you lose fucking brain cells.
• Using multiple of the same letter at the end of a word is common for this language also.
A layer(s) of tissue composed of fat cells located in and around a person's back. Not to be confused with a hunchback, which is caused by abnormal curvature of the spine or muffin top, which is caused by tight pants.
Look at Larry's big-ass burger back in that wifebeater!
a double cheeseburger, on top of a mcchicken, on top of a double cheeseburger. all compacted into 1300 calories and 62 grams of fatty goodness.
I'm going to go grab a turbo burger and see if I can't give myself a heart attack.
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A photo with an explicit view of the female genitalia. Particularly, but not restricted to, close-up shots with legs akimbo.
"Well the boob shots are fine, but the Burger Shot is a bit over the top I think"
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the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you
that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww
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a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.
"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."
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