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a multi utilitarian platform for all types of work and play. 'simple, affordable, dependable' as the ad said.
"I drive a VW bus"
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A phrase to describe the bendy buses in London which require good nature from already resentful passengers to pay for their bus ride by touching their Oyster Card on the unmanned touch pads.
A friend: Shall we get the 176?
You: No, lets wait for the free bus, i've got no money on my Oyster Card
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When you are upon a bus and it's a pretty long journey and your thoughts start to wonder and the next thing you know, you're staring at the woman opposite's breasts because of many aspects - such as their firmness, their textures, their swollen appearance...
As you slowly come out of your mammory trance you realise with forbearing and unfortunate embarrassment, that the possessor of the breasts has been well aware of your intent gaze.
You have become a bus lesbian.
Hey, bus lesbian, stop staring at my baby feeding machines!
There was a bus lesbian on the way to college today hawking some sexy middle-aged momboob.
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Bus juice is the mysterious clear/slightly dirty liquid that always seems to be on the floor of every bus. You are never quite sure what this liquid is and it is probably not worth coming into contact with.
"Hey lets go sit over here there's some free seats"
"I don't think so, look, theres a big puddle of bus juice underneath the seats"
"It smells funny"
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The Chinatown bus is the savior of college kids and broke-ass twenty-somethings everywhere. Well, everywhere there is a Chinatown.
The bus, which may be owned by a number of companies who typically all honor each other's tickets, is usually populated by Chinese people, young people and hideously bad films that are played again and again. And one bathroom.
They leave on the hour every hour. In New York, for example, they leave from Canal Street and go to Boston hourly. Often, they stop at a rest area.
Don't take the short bus. You will have to piss.
I'm taking the Chinatown bus to Nashua, N.H. so I can live free or die cheaply.
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1. noun. (derogetory) school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to transport students with physical or mental handicaps.
2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.
3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.
1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.
2. The kid in the wheelchair was often called a short bus kid behind his back.
3. You put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.
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A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.
"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"
"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."
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