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A chode is a penis wider than it is long!
I like to give hand jobs to chodes!
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The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.
I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.
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To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.
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Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.
Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"
I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.
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An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.
Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.
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Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"
Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in thereΒ―\_(γ)_/Β―
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode
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1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.
Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.
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