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Another black/death metal band who has nothing better to do than growl so low that it sounds like belching, that or screaming like they lost their scrotum, on and on about how bad christianity supposedly is.
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This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
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When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!
Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.
Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!
Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.
NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.
Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
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A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"
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The ingenious work of Greek author Nikos Kazantzakis who also wrote "Zorba the Greek". Even though "The Last Temptation of Christ" has been regarded as heretical and blasphemous, and it had even been included in the Vatican's Index of forbidden books, it carries a profound message that will touch all open-minded people. It was written with the deepest love and utmost respect for Jesus Christ and as the author himself has said, he was weeping so profusely while writing it, that his tears drenched the page so that he would have to stop and wait for the paper to dry in order to continue. The main premise of N.Kazantzakis is that Jesus had been tempted by all human temptations and had conqured them all; he was tempted by the devil to eat and drink while fasting but stood strong. However, food and water are only a mere fragment of earthly temptations. One of the strongest human desires is to be able to live comfortably and without pain or deprivation, to raise a nice family, to have your cellar full of wheat and oil and to die peacefully in your bed at a very old age. That was the last temptation of Christ (and not copulating with Mary Magdalene as many claim to be the hign point of the book thus undervaluing this spiritual masterpiece). This last temptation came to him in a vision by the devil disguised as an angel while Jesus was on the cross. For one split second he experienced a whole lifetime of what could have been if he weren't the Messiah, if the burden of saving the world were not on his shoulders. That life was sweet and comfortable, with wives, children and plentiful possessions, and above all, with no excruciating pain from iron nails in his arms and feet. Anyone could have easily succumbed to that temptation but not Kazantzakis's Christ: He fought the last temptation and implored to go back to the cross and die there for humanity, acknowledging that this was where he truly belonged. Kazantzakis's Christ was the Messiah and the world was saved.
It was successfully adapted into film by Martin Scorsese with Willem Dafoe as Jesus.
The title of the movie "The Last Temptation" fleetingly appears in the movie "Donnie Darko" when Donnie is seen coming out of a movie theater.
In the beginning I thought it blasphemous to pick up a copy of the Last Temptation of Christ but as I read on I couldn't keep back my tears.
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Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.
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