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chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!
chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!
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You do not search for Chuck Norris. He searches for you.
Watch your back. Chuck Norris wil findyou.
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Chuck Norris is a state of being, it means "Omnipotent," so to feel or be Chuck Norris, is to feel an unlimited source of power.
Guy 1: I am feeling rather Chuck Norris today.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being so pretentious, this is why we hate you.
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Windows vista refuses to crash or freeze when being operated by Chuck Norris.
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The absolute bosstrocity and godliness of this man cannot be described in words....yes, he is that amazing. In the rating of bossest things in the Universe, he is above any god. Above anything else in sight and mind. You don't touch this man. He is untouchable. He is unfrigginebelieveable. He is...Chuck Norris. You cannot argue. No matter what you say or think, opinions don't matter. It is fact. Chuck Norris is more than a god.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed reports estimate 14 people. Then it blew up a few seconds later.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards
2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.
Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?
Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
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Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.
Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.
verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.
Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!
Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.
Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...
everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...
Taylor- wtfbbq? :D
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