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Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

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cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 5, 2007

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Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

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Coconut Grove

A southern Miami hangout full of cockrammers, and ladies long past menopause.

Tom: Dude, are you going to that party at Coconut Grove?
Bob: No? What do I look like I watch Richard Simmons?

by HornyFatChicks June 4, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


coconut juice

The juice that Bob Jr. uses to lubricate the balls of one of his many "victims of the lick". The sheer ginormousness of the balls determines the amount of juicidy juicy coconut juice Bob Jr. (aka Van Bobsing) will apply.

"Hey man, I'm gonna..." sha-junk "...lickidy lick lick those scrumdiddlyumptious balls of yours, but first I'm gonna get my coconut juice"

-Bob Jr.

by Uncle Norkadelic May 27, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


coconut girl

coconut girl, or coconut person, is a type of girl/person, who is pretty in a generic way. people with soft face lines, like Emilia Clarke, or Lucky Blue Smith, or Keke Palmer, the type of person who is beautiful to everyone, but when you put them among other beautiful people, you don't notice them. it could be a compliment, or an insult.

A: Don't you think Emilia Clarke is the most beautiful person in the world?
B: Nah, she's such a coconut girl.
A: Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
B: Not in her case.

by MariselRiviera June 20, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coconut creampie

When you nut in a hot islander chick

"Bro, I made so many Coconut Creampies when I was on vacation."

by LilXtra March 5, 2020

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