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National Give Uriel Your Credit Card Information Day

The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.

Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!

by HappyPixel October 18, 2020


Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.

Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.

by luv_gdes December 1, 2011

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Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions

An instant solution to your unforeseen expenses is the name of payday loans which are a little costly, but you can make your financial issues disappear. The amount you can borrow is up to $5000 to fix up your strewn medical bills, monthly rent payment, and other expenses.

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Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they donโ€™t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone canโ€™t have a perfect credit score.

by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 4, 2022

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Have sex with your teacher for extra credit day

March 10

This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.

Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G

by SheevTheSenate66 November 23, 2021

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Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 11, 2021

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roll credits

To beat a video game. Many modern games display the credits for the game once the player completes the main quest, just like most movies have end credits. This doesnโ€™t necessarily mean that the the player has 100%โ€™d the game, just that they have experienced the main storyline. There may be more side quests, post-credits content, or DLC/expansion packs available.

I rolled credits on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom last night after โ€œonlyโ€ 250 hours of play time. I still have about 400 koroks to find, though.

How could James say that Untitled Goose Game was too shallow and easy? He didnโ€™t even roll credits!

by ttdi July 23, 2023