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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.

"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."

by Moggraider August 20, 2009

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Family Guy

Simple math, really.

The Simpsons minus the genius-ness that the Simpsons series has equals an overrated TV show for people who find irrelevant and random clips humorous (aka Family Guy).

Some people may think that South Park was being "random" with the manatees on the Cartoon Wars episode, but unlike Family Guy, this idea was a great use of metaphor of how it seems as if the writing staff of Family Guy just take random ideas ("idea balls") and put them together to form a "Remember the time when..." joke.

The only way I`ll ever credit Family Guy as "genius" is if the whole reason of creating Family Guy were to make easy money by targeting the not-as-mentally-or-emotionally-intelligent group of America (which appears to be a lot) with cheap jokes.

Family Guy Staff: Let`s take 5 idea balls and write another one of our classic jokes!

(more math)

"Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" = Lois asks Peter to do the laundry, and Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman.

"Remember the time when I won a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman?"

by [itsANGiE] December 21, 2008

3343πŸ‘ 1768πŸ‘Ž


rainbow family

The group of people who come together for a rainbow gathering once a year to celebrate and promote peace and love and camp out in the woods for a week. The idea is everyone is everyone else's brother/sister and we should love them so.

"We come here (to the rainbow gathering) every year to meet our rainbow family."

by Fleursie July 14, 2006

57πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


juggalo family

The "family" is a cult which promotes worship of the psychopathic record label and devotion of one's life to their specific purpose (profits for the record label).
Members practice certain rituals (family gatherings) or follow a set of principle rules set down through the raps and lyrics of ICP, Dark Lotus and other psychopathic label "artists".
They β€œthe Juggalos” believe its way is the only correct way to live life so that, according to Insane Clown Posse, the Wraith will send all the good juggalos to the Juggalo Heaven -- Shangri- La… "Free money, and mad bitches nonstop".

from Juggalo Family By Insane Clown Posse

...Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till the end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go...

Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!

... And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!

… finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!

by J Strapper August 31, 2008

463πŸ‘ 229πŸ‘Ž


a member of the family

in gay slang, a fellow homosexual.

"his favorite color is fuscia? you can tell he's a member of the family..."

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Family Dinner

Term or excuse used to get out of friends social events and gatherings

Nolans friends were excited to see him however he pulled out at last minute for a family dinner

by STRuggling September 21, 2012

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Family Circus

A retarded cartoon made by a stupid person.

"The Family Circus is really stupid"

by Deadlyhomsar October 5, 2003

85πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž