fat slug

A large line of cocaine.

I railed a fat slug and was bouncing for half an hour.

fat ape

a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.

Person 1: Hey Fat Ape

Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape

Fat crush

When you have a huge crush on someone

You have a fat crush on her

Fat Sweats

The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.

Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.

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Fat Fuck

A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;

1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.

Shut the fuck up you Fat Fuckin Fuck.

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Fat dog it

A replacement of the phrase bear down, fat dog is gonna be used until it isn’t too soon to use “bear down”

Fat dog it for midterms

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fat coochie

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck

Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie

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