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father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


God Father

A fat ass philly blunt.

this is the God Father of blunts man!

by K to the EVIN February 20, 2007

17πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


dog father

insult in Persian - means a dog fucked his mother and then he popped out.

+you dog father!
- fuck your mother, bitch!
...

by sajjsamm July 24, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mother-fathered

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.

Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.

by Ariksta August 11, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 22, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Black Father

1. A man who has stepped up to the challenge of raising his children to be Kings & Queens. He’s a man who has risen above the negative stereotypes about Black Fathers. He KING.

2. A protector, a provider, a lover, a strong foundation.

A black father is important key to his household.

by Miss216 June 14, 2020

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Founding Fathers

A group of people including George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin. They wrote the Declaration of Independence, beat the British in the American Revolution, and wrote the Constitution of the United States in order to give freedom, liberty, and democracy to all.

The truth is, however, that they were some of the richest men in the United States at the time and represented only the interests of the wealthy property owners. They ignored the plight of the poor, the slaves, women and sought only to give freedom to themselves. The Constitution was merely a document to frame a government that has, and always will, protect the interests of the very wealthy at the expense of everyone else, i.e. 99 percent of the population.

Man, you mean all that shit is true about the Founding Fathers?

Yeah, why else would the government today give billions of dollars in military contracts to Lockheed-Martin and Boeing while ignoring social services and the needs of the poor.

But what about the Bill of Rights?

That was just a bone to make the masses happy and let them think they were actually getting something out of the Constitution. I mean, Congress passed the Sedition Act of 1798 prohibiting anyone from criticizing the government.

That's bullshit.

Yes, our history, country, and government is bullshit. It's nothing but a bunch of rich bastards led by George W. Bush and looking out for numero uno.

Damn.

It gets worse. Go read "A People's History of the United States," get pissed off, and lets change this shit.

by republicanscanblowme March 3, 2006

59πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž