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the new legal four loko that doesn't have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
no dood that aint no four loko, thats FAUX loko! i need that pre-ban shit!
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A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend
I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend.
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A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.
Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
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A sexy restaurant created by Ricky Seeley
lets go to Le Faux. Oh That Sexy Restaurant that Ricky Opened im down
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the act of pretending to scope a possible sexual partner in a bar or club, to try and fool your friends into thinking you're over your ex.
David: (looks far too obviously at every girl's ass who walks past)
Alex: dude we all know you're faux-scoping, just try and get her back
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Any one of a number of indy bands who, to compensate for the fact that they have no musical skill, ability, or talent, add the suffix "core" to the end of a random word to create a "new genre" that justifies their suckage. They can be found playing 20-band-shows for the other bands and their girlfriends and talking about how their "genre" is "misunderstood"
Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".
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A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.
John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
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