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the new legal four loko that doesn't have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
no dood that aint no four loko, thats FAUX loko! i need that pre-ban shit!
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the act of pretending to scope a possible sexual partner in a bar or club, to try and fool your friends into thinking you're over your ex.
David: (looks far too obviously at every girl's ass who walks past)
Alex: dude we all know you're faux-scoping, just try and get her back
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A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.
Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.
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Any one of a number of indy bands who, to compensate for the fact that they have no musical skill, ability, or talent, add the suffix "core" to the end of a random word to create a "new genre" that justifies their suckage. They can be found playing 20-band-shows for the other bands and their girlfriends and talking about how their "genre" is "misunderstood"
Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".
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A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.
Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
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A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend
I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend.
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A sexy restaurant created by Ricky Seeley
lets go to Le Faux. Oh That Sexy Restaurant that Ricky Opened im down
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