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When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations
“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”
When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!