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Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.
Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3
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The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
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A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.
Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.
When tossing the pigskin becomes stroking the foreskin.
John: Yo bro r u and bae gonna football and chill?
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.
Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*
Code for a gay makeout session between males. The amount of guys involved is limitless. Could include sexual intercourse and blowjobs as well as anything they want to do. This term is used by closeted and overly masculine dudes.
K: Let’s go play a game of football later!
T: Aye, I’m down bro.
When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.
Coach:Great play
Player:*looks at coach*
Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker