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When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
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When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts
Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.
Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.
What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.
Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.
when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking
evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night
friends in unicen: hell yea boy