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hobo fishing

The act of trying a string to a dollor, then trowing it somewhere(preferably by a hobo)and waiting for him/her to try and pick it up, before they can get it, pullit back

Dude, i just went hobo fishing and cought 20 hobos

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

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Hobo Baggins

A Hobitt without hole.

Suzewise Grungay was down on her luck. She just got evicted from her hole, and was not looking forward to her life as a Hobo Baggins.

by Bad News Bond July 27, 2016


Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 20, 2014


hobo dinner

When you shit into a square of tinfoil and wrap it up and leave it on someone's doorstep, conversely you could also leave it in the fire while camping with friends. Really it can be left anywhere: the inside of a hot car in the middle of summer, under the kitchen sink, under a bed anywhere that it can be found.

Friend #1: Steve left me a hobo dinner last night, the bastard!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!

by Migrantraven3200 November 23, 2016


Hobo Honey

Seemingly normal woman or girl, who seems to attract tramps, beggars and other scruffy types.

I went out for a fag and a a tramp kissed me! Why do i get all the weirdos?" "That's 'cos you're a hobo honey

by deviantAPPLE March 25, 2011


littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.

Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.

by guiterryc September 18, 2018


hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 26, 2012