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A group of middle aged women that conjugate together to bitch about their husbands as they smoke cigarette like a freight train.
The hot cherries never shut the fuck up and they smell like an ashtray at a bingo parlor.
When a pre op male to female transsexual, who must have breasts, squats over a waiting partner with a full stomach. As the partner inserts a butt plug into the transsexual partner, that partner begins to masturbate and simultaneously play with her breasts. When climax Is reached on the partners face, either partner removes the butt plug causing an evacuation of the bowels onto a waiting chest (like a Cleveland steamer).
Ronald went to Thailand hoping to find a pre op transsexual willing to perform a hot jenner.
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Part of what is possibly the best hook-up line for Jews ever!
replaces: is really
Guy- Hey you must be jewish, cause you is'raeli hot! Wanna go out some time?
Girl-Yeah, who can resist a phrase like that?!
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The warming platform or area on the CTA (chicago transit authority) 'L' train, specifically the Addison Red Line stop. Operates from November to March. Need to push button every 5 mins to activate it.
It is freezing out here! Let's get to the hot stage to warm up.
A measure of hottness which can't be described any way other than "trashy." Trashy Hot girls often have not washed or combed their hair in days, wear clothes which don't quite fit, and appear to be in a general state of dishevelment. They give off the vibe that they are DTF and just generally DGAF. Despite all this, they still ooze sexuality and rival the most well groomed women in attractiveness.
Trashy hot girls may initially be ignored as they appear to be dirty, unkempt and unworthy of a second glance. However, upon closer inspection it is often found that the said trashy hot girl is so sexy that you can't stop staring in amazement.
"That girl is soo fucking hot..."
"How hot? Like a 9 or a 10?"
"No, she's trashy hot."
Sploosh.
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Commonly used in the military, the practice of assigning more than one person to a rack/sleeping space, with each person occupying the rack in shifts. This system requires less berthing space on ships and submarines, for example.
"Man, I hate hot racking with Myers, he sweats too much."