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When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.
If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.
hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).
shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.
The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
She left me for a guy who's good at Challenge Hulking
An extremely large version of Karen.
There goes Karen and her extra-large sister, Hulking Susan.
When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
That guy got hulk hoganed after the divorce proceedings. He got fucked!
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "