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an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
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A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.
Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"
Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.
"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"
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A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.
Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!
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a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.
a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps
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When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.
Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!
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The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.
"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."
and/
"Dude, smell my cod"
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When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
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