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when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.
when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.
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When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.
I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.
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A woman who acts as a surrogate for couples who cannot have children on their own
My girl can't get knocked up man...we gotta use a clutch oven
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derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ
hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!
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When your girl puts the covers over your head and it smells like slutty vagina.
My girl lets me know she's ready by giving me a French Oven
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When a guy farts during sex and shoves the chick under the covers/blankets
"yeah man, I gave that bitch the boston oven last night."
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1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.
2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.
2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.
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