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one inch punisher

A usually short guy. With and nice thick one incher. Really good in bed. Has mad foot skills and hand skills.

"Dude he's a one inch punisher"

"Omg I just did a one inch punisher "

by fuckthaniggaineedajoint January 29, 2016

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


1 inch wonder

A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis

Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe

Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder

Dan:funny jofe

Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder

Everyone:laughs

by Black saint December 31, 2016

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


2-inch punisher

a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior

timmy: β€œcome bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: β€œwhy he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”

by lexijanie27 January 15, 2018

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."

by ValoKire April 21, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


2 inch mcninch

my friend decided to make me put this as my first entry here we go anyways. basically it's doo doo mcninch, aka 2 inch mcninch, a man with a 2 incher with the last name mcninch

Shane: 2 inch mcninch is gonna rock your world

by john-os_pseudonym August 26, 2022


12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.

User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing

by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017


2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.

2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance

by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023