iPod pimple

Pimples you get in your ears from Ipod headphones.

The Ipod headphones just gave me an iPod pimple.

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iPod killer

1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.

2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.

My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!

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iPod Touch

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

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iPod Nazi

A person that believe iPods are the best mp3 player ever, to an extent of being fanatical and Nazi-like.

An iPod Nazi often criticize those people who use any kind of mp3 player except and iPods, no matter if their mp3 player is better or worse then their iPod.

God forbid an iPod Nazi catches you using a fake iPod, they will have a severe case of Verbal Diarrhea while criticizing you.

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ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.

I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it

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ipod knot

A knot that forms by itself in your ipod earphones when you leave your ipod in your pocket. It doesn't occur often that an ipod comes out of a pocket without a knot. Can result in discovery of new knots.

"Aah! Why am i always getting these ipod knots in my earphones?"
"I know dude i hate those!"
"Well they're not all bad, think of all the new knots we've discovered because of them."

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ipod voice

How a person's voice sounds when listening to an ipod.

John: Why is Bob talking so loud?

Drew: It's his ipod voice

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