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This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.
I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.
When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.
*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”
Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.
The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.
Friend 1: Why are you making fists?
Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch