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A person who possesses a certain charm that only the Jewish can acquire.
Person 1: Frankie is oddly charming
Person 2: Yes, she certainly has that Jewish Sparkle.
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Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.
*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....
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Someone who is not so wealthy and is fugly.
"Jack, you looking like a jewish dyke."
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just a general dickhead. he steals your stuff in class and hides them thinking he is a funny cunt. bullies and tries to take money from a fat little innocent jew. he is aryan as well which is the only thing that's good about him (sieg heil mein fuhrer). to wrap it up he's just a fucking cocksucker.
FUCK OFF CORBIN YOU ARYAN CUNT, STOP TAKING THE LITTLE KIKES SHECKLES!!!
OR
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING JEWISH ARYAN
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Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun
burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got
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Jokes that make little or no sense. Usually made by nerds or '1337 people'. See british humor.
Guy 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I don't know, why?
Guy 1: Because it was thirsty.
Guy 2: Wow, nice jewish humor.
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The merging of the Irish and Jewish cultures into one fluid, tantric, erotic dance that generally just gets your nipples hard.
When i saw that Jewish Riverdance it felt like my nipples could cut glass.
The only way to jewish riverdance correctly is to do it to this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daag3aRRlQE&feature=fvw
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