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When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
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A promiscuous local woman that no one will date anymore and causes strife when inebriated.
The junk box is bumming drinks again.
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It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.
I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.
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Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.
I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.
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(Verb) The act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. Gender non-specific.
"I placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before."
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A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).
People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.
Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?
Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath
Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
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It's where you cut a hole in the box, put your penis in it, and make someone open the box
Jack just totally junk in the boxed me, and now I am blind.
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