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I Keeps -- short for I keep it real
Backround/History
Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere
Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!
Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)
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What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!
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To not any shit from anybody, if they wanna mess then you mess,
To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real
Johnny: "i dunno if i wanna do this, there are people in there"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"
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Keep shit gully, and hard, and rough
I just got out of the pen and haven't shaved in 3 years and tomorrow I'm going in for an IT job interview, if that's not keeping it gangster, I really don't want to know what is.
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To keep it frigid is to stay awsome, keep it the way it is. Many would say that frigid is to just stay frosty or leave the situation the way it is. If one came to u and said why do we fall... All u say is to learn from your mistake of falling and get back up. its the only way to stay frigid. Known from the legendary frosty the snow man. frigid was used on Rudolph the red nose raindeer so that he could guide Saint Nicks slay at night. Well The legends are true just stay frigid and u can help guide someone too
keep it frigid being defined is awsome
The act of inhaling human ashes through the anus.
After her ex-boyfriends funeral she broke into his parents house for some crypt keeping.
This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.
Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!
Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!
(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).
Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)
Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!
Charlie She looks like my mummy.