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When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it
Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.
I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.
The moment when your fries arrive without ketchup, but you’re too introvert to request it from the waiter.
I wanted to ask for extra ketchup, but I got ketchup shy and just ate my fries plain.
a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"