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The literal definition of shit
I forgot to pack a lunch so now i have to eat royaltons lunch. I hope i dont get food poisoning
Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
You shouldn't eat the SCH00L LUNCH
A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon
Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?
Dump lunch- v. To vomit profusely and noisily due to sickness or reaction to disgust.
The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.
Making yourself a sneaky packed lunch using the contents of a hotel buffet breakfast to save a few quid. Works especially well in ski resorts.
What you up to there Chris? Oh I’m just making myself a Tony lunch....
having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.
Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.