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An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
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1. A video/picture/image that is pleasant to watch/look at/listen to, so pleasant that you can can't stop coming back to watch/look at/listen to it multiple times
2. A thing that you would look at, look away and be done with it, go back and look at it when you are bored, and repeat.
That gif of Kirby with an umbrella is a eye magnet.
Lesbians SO gay they seem to reel other lesbian and bisexual girls in, subsequently sticking to them.
"Oh my god, Rikki and Char are such lesbians, they're practically magnetic lesbians!"
1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.
2. plural of faggot magnet
1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet
The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world
Best looking dude at the retirement home.
Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!
Consists of legends who chant about nonces.
Clunge magnets are legends