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Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .

The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner

by StuBoy February 15, 2022


Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

by Aragedie August 08, 2016


African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 04, 2018


Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.

I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen

by BackwardsRetard April 13, 2023


Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024


Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 15, 2021


Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024