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Uh, Sixty miles an hour? Der!
This slang is when something, usually speech, is going very quickly.
"That guy's on crystal meth."
"How can you tell."
"He's talking a mile a minute."
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Guilt Miles are the points collected from a guilt trip. Unlike Air Miles, these 'points' are collected from people, typically those that find the truth to be too painful and try to make you feel bad/guilty about what you said.
Jackie: *cries* I've been working really hard at work lately, and you know the whole thing with my Mom dying has been really stressful. And it's almost my Birthday and I feel so old...
Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
Jackie: Huh?
Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
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This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.
From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.
To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.
Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?
The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.
"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."
An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.
1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...
2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"