Person 1: hey, did you have Minecraft last night
Person 2: Yeah, now I have aids
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This is the thing that I am addicted to and a have played this game for 300 hours and this is my life and I play a lot of it all my freainds make jokes out of it to
βI bet I play more minecraft than you β
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That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play
the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft
12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again
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A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now thereβs cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900βs. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who canβt get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now itβs not like it should be, a sandbox game that shouldβve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016
I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.
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a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass
bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU
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Usualy a fat spoild kid (or man) with no life that has nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass, rather than being an active productive person. Instead they will be a unproductive waste of human resource. If you or a friend plays minecraft, you are encouraged to get a life.
I hate that fat anoying minecrafter.
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a game that everyone says pewdiepie made better again even though IT WAS LAZARBEAM YOU MOTHER FUC-
minecraft? more like good game 9 years ago! am i right?
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