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buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms
"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.
When you have no need for english anymore and decide to create your own language. Only problem is nobody understands it.
A: "Gordy Mush"
B: "What the fuck, Freddie"
Trying to bang a girl with half a hard on, but your dick is too soft.
I was trying to get the pussycat, but couldn't wile on the mush!
When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!
Noun. When your brain is overloaded with too much information going in, pushing out other vital information in the process, causing your brain to be in a state of mush-flux.
Before that exam my mate was in mush-flux, but he still aced it, cuz Jimmy's a top bloke.
When you use smegma as anal lube.
I gave her the best mush butt of her life.