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When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.
Drew has a zebra mustache.
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Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.
Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!
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Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA
Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!
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when a person has a really hairy ass
*person takes off pants*
person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !
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meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.
Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.
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the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.
sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache
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an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.
"Kamele has a mustache-face."
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