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When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
When you’re in a bad situation.
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!
That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.
O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.
Generally standing behind the person working.
Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.
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An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
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when it’s time for someone to eat my ass
oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock
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