apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

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Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

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O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.

O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

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fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

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my ass

expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)

Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?

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eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

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