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Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.
Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.
Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!
Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.
An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.
Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!
Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.
I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.
A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.
Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*