U Jelly?

U Jelly is a phrase/meme used on forums, most commonly 4chan, to ask a person if they are jealous. It's usually accompanied by a picture of a guy with a smug smirk, with 'U Jelly?" Over his head.

It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.

Anonymous: I just got this limited edition version or Radiohead's, Kid A on vinyl, U Jelly?

Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!

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u mad

see u mad doggie

addition: This phrase was coined by Cam'Ron on the Bill O'Rielly show. The Harlem-bred rapper used it, when Bill began to get upset to further piss him off.

'Please, let me finish Cam'Ron. Let me finish!'

'Aha Aha! U Mad! U Mad!'

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U-Turn

Term used to describe a 180 degree turn.

"I saw a police officer at the end of the block, so i made a U-Turn."

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u mad?

An attempt to mock someone for being angry or annoyed, often used by trolls or just dickheads in a cheap attempt to make their target more angry.

This response is usually predicated on the questioner's arrogant notion that they themselves are immune to losing their cool and never get angry when someone is being a dickhead to them.

This usually has 0.000001% likelihood of being true.

Possible response: "Yes, I mad, and if you weren't hiding behind an anonymous identity on the Internet, I'd find you and let you know just how mad I am."

Person 1: "Stop fucking micspamming and hacking you fucking dickcheese!"

Person 2: "Lol u mad?"

Person 1: "..."

(a few days later)

Person 2: " YOU KILLED MY FAMILY AND BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN! YOU BITCH!"

Person 1: "lol u mad?"

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nm u

not much, you
also: nm e - nothing much either

"sup" "nm u" "nm e"

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NCT U

NCT U, or Neo Culture Technology U, is a Korean boyband of SM Entertainment. It consists of

1. Maknae, vocalist, and main rapper Mark *MARKEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
2. Main vocalist Taeil
3. Main rapper, lead dancer, vocalist, and visual Taeyong
4. Main vocalist Doyoung
5. Lead vocalist Jaehyun
6. Main dancer, rapper, and vocalist Ten

Friend: Hey, have you heard of NCT U?
Me: *Head perks up instantly* AHHHHH NCT UUUUUUUUUU MY MARKEU MY TEN YOU ARE TOO SHUCKING PERFECT DOYOUNG AHHHHHH MY LIFEU
Friend: -_-

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owz u

Cryptic alternative to the common "hows you?" or even "how are you?". "owz u" may have a question mark, it may not, it doesn't bloody matter. Can be used to break awkward silences.

"hey. owz u."
"So.. yeah..
um..
owz u"

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