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A form of hello used by goths, real-life vampires, RhyDin players and other dice-chucking sadsacks. To properly use this greeting you must also be a lesbian and wear a great deal of eye-shadow.
Dark Eve to you on this cold winter night, Deathblade457.
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Commonly mistaken as Thursday, "Friday Eve" is much shorter than a regular work day, actually occuring during work hours on Friday. It's not until one's work for the day is done, that Friday truly begins.
"Happy Friday Eve! I can't wait until work is over so I can enjoy the start of my Friday."
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Alla is a goddess. She is one of a kind, not one of many. She's Awesome, creative, lovable and a sweetheart. Alla is irresistibly incredible and can never be replaced. She's not going to the party, because she is the party. Everyone wants to be around her because she is drop dead stunningly gorgeous and there isn't anything not to love. Ya Loublu Tibya Alla..
Alla Eve, goddess, beautiful, stunning, irresistible, wonderful hot
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Street word for mdma also known as Ecstasy. Often used so the wrong people dont here.
Yo G what's up
you got any Adam and Eve
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To penetrate a woman with the fat end of a beer bottle.
I once had the pleasure of Eve Enslering Eve Ensler!
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When a girl gets sun burn on her vagina
My girl won't have sex with me, she's got eve's nightmare.
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Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
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