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Guy and girl get together, he puts his dick up her arse or her pussy, known as penis, bottom and vagina by polite people. He then puts his in hers, and moves it up and down causing her immense pleasure. However, if he aint wearing a condom that slut might end up pregnant! Can also be done by gays, involving one guy putting his dick up the other guys arse.

George and Holly were supposed to spend a steamy night having desirable sex in his bath. Then his sister Liz came home, and saw it as an opportunity, so called her friend Leanne. She turned up with her boyfriend Jason, who has the biggest dick i have ever seen!

They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath water below.

Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with joy and pain, and in a moment you'll know why.

Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, George has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse.

Below Leanne there is George, enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back.

And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around George, but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning.

You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath!

by Noko January 11, 2006

705๐Ÿ‘ 535๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

Sex is like math: if it's under 13 do it in your head.

Levi.. No sex.. she's 13... One year later: trapped in California on parole

by Favian Romero July 11, 2008

79๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

What the vast majority of people on here are thinking about just looking at the word. When are morons and are probably 12 years old, and when there parents are gone, thinking they're doing something bad.

Hey guess what Johnny

What Greg?

Lets look up sex

OMG what? No!Way!I wanna play Kingdom Hearts!:C

No man come on its sex!

Oh my God it's sex whoa Johnny! hahaha for seral.

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 23, 2008

152๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

an act of either pleasure or reproduction

Bat had just come home from the longest meeting in his life. he was so tired that there was only one thing stopping him from falling asleep on the couch, Maia. now his wife, she had promised him one night of the year every year, they could have as much sex as he wanted. he decided that tonight would be that night. he walked into their room to find maia wide awake. (contd in example)

as soon as their eyes met she knew what he wanted and obliged. he grabed the paddle and dildo. slowly he entrd her, knowing it was her fist time. maia knew he was being careful and didnt like it so she said" cmon, u know that i would've said no if i didnt want it". he shoved his 10 inch cock onto her, tight, wet, freshly waxed, and unfucd pussy. she screamed with pleasure and pain. slowly he went harder, deeper and faster. she moaned and squirmed and cried out his name and asked him to stop but he didnt. then he stopped for a moment to grab the cuffs, making sure they werent silver, as they were both werewolves. then he cufed her to the bed and she begd him not to, but instead to kiss her. he took the paddle and spanked her saying "did Daddy say you could talk?" then they frenched and he slid the dildo into her without her noticing. then she said "oh please fuck me for real. DADDY!! PLEASE!" he obliged and fucked her so hard, she was screaming and moaning and grinding him into her and came every 10 secs. then he stopped and uncuffed her. then the got dressed, kissed for a full half hour and fell asleep. three months later, she had an ultrasound done and came home with news of twins. they named them Jordan and Valentina. in other words sex makes the world go round

by that 1 horny sexy whore December 13, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

A physical engagement between two people which involves kissing touching and connecting body parts together

Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!

Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!

by SlopNChop January 1, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

An exclamation or adjective that is used to describe something very good or high in quality. For instance, a very good song or a good-looking car can be described as sex. Very similar to the adjective "sexy", but can deliver more satisfaction in saying it without the "y". The word "sex" is also often put in all caps when typed.

"Bro, look at that Porsche, that is sex."
"Do you listen to Green Day? Their music is sex."
"(Link to a good song) THIS IS SEX"

by SmurphDoge May 27, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

Dick inside of pussy

Sucking dick

Licking pussy

Fingering pussy

Tounge Kissing

Dick in ass

I had sex with you mom

by LedgendWilson September 13, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž