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When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.
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When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."
when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae
that was a great smurcle jerk last night
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.
My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius